i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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