at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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