Only a mothe r could love this liver
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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