ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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