im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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