Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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