I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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