Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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