do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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