i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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