SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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