So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
50% drunk capacity currently
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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