Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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