the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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