Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
