Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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