I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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