Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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