idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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