Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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