this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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