i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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