just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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