Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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