Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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