i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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