I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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