I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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