My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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