The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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