i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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