piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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