So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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