What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Let's get the cat blown out
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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