The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You can't motorboat a personality
In America we eat man semen.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So squirting runs in the family.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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