if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Operation Purity has been aborted
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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