Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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