i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You took a bar mat shot.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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