Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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