he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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