google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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