well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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