I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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