quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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