Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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