Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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