He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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