I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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