All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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