No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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