wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We left the knife in your bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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