I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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