if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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