dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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