She is in my trunk
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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