I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
