I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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