Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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