I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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